Why Does Apple Need All That Cash For A Time Machine

As of the end of March, Apple had more than $65.8 billion in liquid assets.

It probably has more now. So why does Apple need all that money? To build a time machine, of course. It's not as crazy as it sounds...

Source:
http://blogs.forbes.com/briancaulfield/2011/07/05/why-does-apple-need-all-that-cash-for-a-time-machine-of-course/