What We Actually Do With Tools Intended Use vs Reality

D.I.Y. stands for Do It Yourself, Screw Half of It Totally, Buy Really Inexpensive Circular-saw, Kill Self (the S.H.I.T.B.R.I.C.K.S is silent.

Even though it's most often screamed at the top of your lungs.)

Source:
http://www.cracked.com/funny-1691-diy-do-it-yourself/